Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Candy is dandy . . .

A dear friend of mine recently gave me the book The Best of Ogden Nash.  What fun to peruse these funnies!  Here, for your mid-week boost are a few of the quotes that jumped out at me.  Read.  Grin.  Share.
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
 "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."
And, of course:  “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
What's your favorite?

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