A dear friend of mine recently gave me the
book The Best of Ogden Nash.What fun to peruse these funnies!Here, for your mid-week boost are a few of
the quotes that jumped out at me.Read.Grin.
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."
And, of course:“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”