You've all likely heard about the ridiculous "Pens for Women" Bic has been trying to market. They are, basically, regular pens that come in pink and purple and are twice as expensive as "men pens." There is so much wrong with this idea, all of which is expertly, and oh-so-humorously, pointed out by the brilliant Ellen DeGeneres. Believe it or not, Bic apparently asked Ellen to be a product spokesperson for the lady pens. You guessed it -- she refused. And she came up with this hilarious stand up about it.
So, get yourself a splash of coffee, tea, or something stronger. Now, sit back and enjoy Ellen's witty comeback.