On the other hand, I needn’t have worried too much. Being mustache-less is, apparently, nothing compared to being beard-less, especially on cold winter days. Note the other oddity – the Beard Beanie. Who doesn’t want a fake beard to warm the face in the face of blustery wind? Combine it with the attractive skull cap and you’ve suddenly got the go-to look. Bonus: If you look carefully, the fake beard comes complete with a fake mustache. Add you own sunglasses and you’ve combined the two trends into the ultimate of cool warmth.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Battle of the Oddities
Enter: two hot, new trends for you to debate. In this corner, notice the "Sun Stache." Advertised for women, children and "all of the mustache-less" out there, sun staches, as you can see, combine sun glasses with fake mustaches. I wonder how we ever survived before this invention -- I cannot tell you how many times I've gazed wistfully at myself in the rear-view mirror, clad in my bare, ordinary sunglasses, and thought, "Too bad I am mustache-less. If only I could add a mustache to this stunning look, I'd be sure to attract everything I've ever wanted in life."Questions of the day: Have you ever seen anyone actually sporting these looks? Do you secretly want to try them out?